Fetcham U3A Newsletter
Outings and Theatre Visits from April 2006
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I think we can say, without contradiction, that our U3A has made its mark in the Fetcham/Bookham areas. News of the visit by
Black Rod certainly spread very quickly and I am sure we would have had many visitors if it had not been a members' ticket only
event. Certainly I heard of several 'outsiders' who had endeavoured to get tickets by fair means or foul.
Those lucky enough to have attended were treated to a most interesting and informative talk - one dispensed with the utmost ease
and affability by someone used to being 'a servant of the Queen'. The history of the post was interspersed with amusing
anecdotes and I particularly liked the one of Lords tottering down the hill at Windsor Castle wearing silly hats. Having seen it
on television over the years, it was not hard to visualise! We were the fortunate few, as Black Rod seldom gives interviews or
talks and we were extremely privileged that he kept his promise to visit us.
The Quiz Night proved a very popular event and Bryan has already been persuaded to put together yet another battery of
questions (easy ones, of course) for 2007. The choice of food was well received and gave our talented 'food team' more time to
participate in the evening's events.
There is no doubt that a good deal of enthusiasm runs through Fetcham U3A. The eagerness with which people arrive early to be
sure of getting a seat at our monthly meetings is witness to the fact that we seem to be doing something right and the buzz and
chatter during the tea break is a joy to hear. The Coffee Mornings for new members mean that they come into our U3A knowing
something about us beforehand and also knowing other new members, which is important to them and to our continued success.
Our next social event is the Midsummer Strawberry Tea to be held at The Grange between 2 and 5 pm on Midsummer's Day - Saturday,
24th June. It should be a very happy occasion - with sparkling wine to start, and a tea of strawberries, scones, jam and cream,
tea or coffee and with plenty to see, do and buy, what could be better? We are just sending up our fervent wishes for a sparkling
day. Tickets will be on sale at the April monthly meeting at £5 each and, of course, there will be a raffle.
Our Associate Membership is growing rapidly and gives those to whom we are unable to offer full membership for the time being the
opportunity to join groups and participate in all other activities, including our social events. Due to the restriction of
numbers at St. Mary's Church Hall they cannot attend monthly meetings whilst Associate Members but it is hoped that full
membership can be offered within a reasonable timescale.
We are fortunate to have two new Editors for future editions of your Newsletter. John and Judy have agreed to take over from Patricia and Peter, who will be
moving out of the area.
I do hope you continue to enjoy your U3A. We are a living organisation, constantly moving forward, and your Committee is always
willing to consider suggestions for improvement.
Long may our activities, Interest Groups and each and every member continue to enrich our lives, entertain and sustain
us.
Winnie
Since Christmas we have had three excellent speakers at Monthly Meetings, with many members commenting to me how well the
meetings had gone. Roy Russell's talk on script writing had many fondly remembering the television series of the fifties,
sixties and seventies. Black Rod had a marvellous sense of history and a very nice sense of humour as he told tales of
his years in office and of his office over the years, nay centuries. That was an occasion that will remain with us for a
very long time. Finally, Bob Ogley told about the derring-do of wartime Biggin Hill in marvellous style.
As well as those meetings we had an excellent Quiz Night at the Old Barn Hall that owed everything to Bryan and Penny for the
preparation of questions and presentation on the night and to Winnie and the social events team who produced a beautifully laid
out hall and a very welcome meal at the half-time interval.
To accommodate the numbers expected for the talk by Black Rod we found it necessary to issue tickets and to make best use of the
hall by putting all the tables in the side room or on the stage. This means we can now seat at least the 161 members that
attended the Black Rod talk. On that occasion we were kindly loaned the extra chairs required by the Bookham Bowling Club. We
also arranged to serve tea at the end of the meeting and used both serving hatches. This seemed to go well and for the moment
this is the pattern we have adopted for future meetings.
In January we decided to admit Associate Members who would be able to join interest groups and take part in all activities
except attend the Monthly Meetings. We now have 54 Associate Members as well as 342 Members. Since we started to admit Associate
Members both Bookham and Leatherhead U3As have decided to consider the same option.
The committee has started to consider who might be willing to take on the role of Chairman when I stand down in November at the
end of my three year term. Tony, Vice-Chairman has made the decision that he will not take on the role of Chairman, although he
may be willing to serve in his current role for another year. This means we would be grateful for any volunteers who are willing
to take a role on the committee, including that of Chairman in due course. Please do get in contact with me or with our Acting
Secretary, Diana if you would be willing to serve in this way. The current committee can co-opt up to two members who would like
to be involved in keeping Fetcham U3A running successfully, as at present.
Ian
| Tuesday 23rd May | Campaign for the protection of Rural England | Colin Langley |
| Saturday 24th June | Strawberry Tea | The Grange Bookham |
| Tuesday 27th June | A Fist Full of Feathers | Pauline Murphy |
| Tuesday 25th July | The History & Magic of Playing Cards | Ray Hampton |
| Tuesday 22nd August | Travels in Kashmir | Gail Partridge |
| Saturday 16th September | War Time Dance (ticket only event) | The Old Barn Hall |
| Tuesday 26th September | Mouth & Foot Painting | Tom Yendel |
| Tuesday 24th October | The Role of the Third Age Trust | Lin Jonas |
| Tuesday 28th November | AGM + The Story of Concorde | Peter Ling |
| Tuesday 12th December | Our Christmas Party (ticket only) 2:30-5pm | Fetcham Village Hall |
Social events are in bold
| Alpine Gardening | Alan | 3rd Monday at 14:30 | Status: Vacancies |
| Antiques & Collectables | Marilyn | 3rd Wednesday at 14:30 | Status: Vacancies |
| Art - Mixed Media (1) | Margaret | Alternate Thursdays at 10:30 | Status: Full |
| Art - Mixed Media (2) | Janet | 1st & 3rd Tuesdays at 14:30 | Status: Vacancies |
| Art Appreciation | Jenny | 4th Wednesday at 14:00 | Status: Vacancies |
| Aviation & Technology | Lawrence | Contact Lawrence for details | Status: Full |
| Ballroom Dancing (refresher) | Enid | Contact Enid for details | Status: Vacancies |
| Book Club | Penny & Elaine | 1st Wednesday at 14:00 | Status: Full |
| Bridge | Pam & John (with Lhd/Bkm) | 2nd & 4th Thursdays at 10:00 | Status: Vacancies |
| Bridge For Improvers | Group Leader needed | Status: Proposed | |
| Card Craft | Jan | Contact Jan for details | Status: Vacancies |
| Computing | Tony | As advertised | Status: Vacancies |
| Cookery | Diana | 2nd Tuesday at 12:00 | Status: Vacancies |
| Creative Writing | Reg (with Bookham) | Contact Reg for details | Status: Vacancies |
| Current & Social Affairs | Alfred | 2nd Tuesday at 14:30 | Status: Vacancies |
| European History | Roger & Gail | 2nd Tuesday at 16:00 | Status: Vacancies |
| Explore London Walking (1) | Linda | 1st Monday at 09:45 | Status: Full |
| Explore London Walking (2) | Tony & Joan | 2nd Monday at 09:45 | Status: Vacancies |
| Family History (1) | John | 4th Thursday at 14:30 | Status: Full |
| Family History (2) | Neville | Contact Neville for details | Status: Vacancies |
| French Conversation (1) | Anna | 1st & 3rd Mondays at 14:15 | Status: Full |
| French Conversation (2) | Lesley | 1st & 3rd Tuesdays at 14:30 | Status: Full |
| Gardening | Beryl & Joan | 1st Tuesday at 14:30 | Status: Vacancies |
| Gentle Movement 1 | Enid | Fridays at 09:30 | Status: Full |
| Gentle Movement 2 | Enid | Mondays at 11:00 | Status: Full |
| Gentle Movement 3 | Enid | Fridays at 11:00 | Status: Vacancies |
| Industrial Heritage | Ian | 3rd Monday at 10:00 | Status: Vacancies |
| Investment Club | Tony & Ian | 4th Thursday evening | Status: Full |
| Local History | Keith | 1st Tuesday at 10:00 | Status: Vacancies |
| Mah Jong | Margaret | 2nd & 4th Thursdays at 14:30 | Status: Vacancies |
| Music Appreciation (1) | Bryan & Penny | 2nd Wednesday at 19:45 | Status: Full |
| Music Appreciation (2) | Group Leader needed | Status: Proposed | |
| Needlework (1) | Mary | 2nd & 4th Fridays at 10:00 | Status: Full |
| Needlework (2) | Group Leader needed | Status: Proposed | |
| Parchment Craft | Genie | Alternate Thursdays at 10:00 | Status: Vacancies |
| Play Reading | Winnie & Geoff | 1st Thursday at 14:30 | Status: Vacancies |
| Renaissance Art 1300-1500 | Leslie & Bryan | Wednesdays at 14:30 | Status: Full |
| Scrabble For Fun | Janet | 3rd Wednesday at 19:30 | Status: Vacancies |
| Singles Dining | Genie | Contact Genie for details | Status: Vacancies |
| Spanish Conversation | Anna (with Bookham) | Alternate Mondays at 14:15 | Status: Vacancies |
| Sunday Lunch Club (1) | Geoff | 1st Sunday at 12:00 | Status: Full |
| Sunday Lunch Club (2) | Fred | 3rd Sunday at 12:00 | Status: Vacancies |
| Walking (1) | Jo & Ernie | 4th Thursday morning | Status: Vacancies |
| Walking (2) | Margaret | 3rd Monday 09:30 Lower Shott | Status: Vacancies |
| Wine Appreciation (1) | Jo & Ernie | 3rd Tuesday at 14:30 | Status: Full |
| Wine Appreciation (2) | Geoff | 3rd Tuesday at 14:30 | Status: Full |
| Wine Appreciation (3) | Chris & Rosemary | 2nd Tuesday at 19:45 | Status: Full |
| Wine Appreciation (4) | Bob & David | 2nd Wednesday at 20:00 | Status: Full |
To join a group please contact the group leader to check on vacancies and programme. To join a proposed group speak to Enid, Groups Co-ordinator at the Monthly Meeting or contact the group leader. To suggest new ideas for groups speak to Enid at the Monthly Meeting. Would group leaders please keep Enid informed of any changes to the information given above.
It was very encouraging that 14 members were interested in forming this new group, which had its first meeting at the group
leader's house on the 19th April. On this occasion we toasted the formation of the group with a glass of wine and discussed the
topics we would like to cover over the coming year. There were items of interest displayed for members to view and comment on,
followed by a short video quiz called "The Antique Challenge".
Diary dates:-
17th May - Clocks - a talk given by Gillian Davis where members are invited to bring a clock to the meeting.
21st June - Silverware (to be confirmed).
19th July - Visit to the Talbot Walk Antique Centre, Ripley.
16th August - Visit to Ewbank Fire Art and General Auctioneers, Send, to view items entered for the auction of Victorian and
later furnishings.
20th September - Visit to Dorking antique shops.
18th October - Postcards/Cards.
Members outside our group will be welcome to join us in our visits/outings and are asked to contact the group leader before
the event, in case the date and meeting times have been changed.
If anyone who has an interest or collection, about which they would be prepared to share their knowledge with the group, this
would be most welcome.
During the winter most of us attended the wonderful lectures on Renaissance by Leslie Pitcher (see below).
In April some of us went to the Chinese Exhibition at the Royal Academy, then later in the month we went to the National Gallery
to view the paintings that Leslie had shown us.
In May we are going to either the British Library or the Dulwich Gallery.
In October we are going to Florence for 5 days to see more of the Renaissance. There are still places so if anyone would like
to go, please get in touch with Jenny.
Changing to oils after spending most of our first 3 years using water colours was quite a challenge though we managed some pictures of snow capped mountains, which some of you may have seen in the side room at the recent Monthly Meeting. But we did have problems in trying to achieve the effects we wanted. Snow kept falling off the mountains attached to the end of a paint brush, blue sky streaked with brush strokes, and so on. Help was needed. We arranged for tutors Terri and Paul to come to the Catholic Hall in Effingham to teach us the Bob Ross technique. It was a Bob Ross video which had inspired us to go for oils so they were just what we needed. With their help, ten of us produced, in 7 hours, the woodland scenes you can see in the photo attached.

We are a small group of ‘hands on’ would-be artists(!) discussing and painting water colours, pastels, wax resist etc. In the
summer we will be going out of doors when the weather permits. We meet at 2.00pm on 1st and third Tuesdays of the month.
New members welcome. Please ’phone Janet to find out where we will be meeting.
A small change for our Group is that in the winter months our regular meeting day will be on the second Wednesday of the month
at 1400 hours.
Highlights of the Winter programme which were well attended were visits to the Brooklands Museum, Weybridge, to
hear two lectures sponsored by the Royal Aeronautical Society, one on Hotol Skylon and future developments by Alan Bond,
director of Reaction Engines which led up to a proposal for a sub orbital aircraft capable of flying from Brussels to Sydney in
four and a half hours and the other by a professor from Kingston University on the complexity of reaching aircraft design
conclusions due to multitude of conflicting interests.
A recent Channel 4 documentary on the ‘V’ bombers and the development of the atom/H bombs in the 1950s was viewed on video by
members giving significant historical facts only just released by the Government’s 50 year secret information embargo. As
well as showing the development of the Valiant, Vulcan and Victor ‘V’ bombers and deployment into squadron service, the film
later showed the exploding of atomic weapons at Christmas Island in the Pacific where 6,000 servicemen from the army, navy and
air force took part. Unbeknown to the viewers a brief scan to the Operations Room where high ranking service officials were
assembled with the top scientists, revealed a young 19 year old Lawrence (yours truly) helping to plot the aircraft associated
with the bomb drop (my only claim to fame!)
A visit to the RAF Hendon in March proved highly interesting and worthwhile, indeed I would highly recommend this to anyone who
has not been there. The display of aircraft from the early years of aviation to the present day is remarkable and the
presentation/documentation excellent. We stood under the wing and fuselage of an Avro Vulcan ‘V’ bomber and the dimensions and
overall height of this delta wing jet aircraft are just ‘awesome’, in the true sense of the word. Facilities at the Museum are
good and car parking/entrance fee free! This really has to be one of the world’s top aviation museums.
Finally, our summer programme is available to non-member participants.
With the Digital camera course now behind us and everybody producing wonderful photographs it is time to think about getting
together again and sharing those little secrets that keep our computers from crashing, or is that a thing of the
past with XP!!
Two dates to put in your diaries for Computing Group meetings in the Waterfield Room at the Old Barn Hall Bookham, Tuesday 6th
June and Tuesday 4th July, both meetings start at 7:00pm. Normal format for the meetings with time to tell us about any problems
you are having (and who doesn't), hints and tips for getting more out of the programs and of course our Brains Trust with the
resident experts. So come ready with something to test the team, or better still, say a few words about your favourite piece of software and tell us about your experiences with broadband.
The Laptop and projector will be available to use. New members welcome.
Also please let me know what courses you want arranged in the Autumn either by e-mail or by adding your view to the course
questionnaire available in the side room at the monthly meetings at St Mary's Church Hall.
Throughout the winter months we have been reasonably lucky with the weather and enjoyed several interesting walks covering the
areas east and west of St Paul’s Cathedral, Westminster, St James and Soho. We briefly visited several Wren churches, the
Tate Gallery (for coffee and a comfort stop!) and found quite a few good value lunch breaks. Surprisingly London is not an
expensive place to eat.
We now meet on the fourth Monday in each month but everything else remains the same. Cobham Railway Station between 9.30 and 9.45, in time to obtain
your Travel Card and Parking Ticket. You do not need to let me know in advance unless you wish to join the party at Waterloo.
We will have a varied program for 2006 and will continue with the “secret “alleyways and passages in the West End and the City
but a new theme will contain a literary element. We will always point out the interesting and historic Inns so that you know
where to find refreshment should you make a future personal visit to London! The next visit will be Islington in May. We will
try to stay away from the centre for the summer months and spend our time around the fringes.
Details of our Soho and Covent walks will soon appear on the website. They do not give all the information, just a flavour, but
are detailed enough for you to follow yourself if you are ever at a loose end or wish to judge a walk before you consider
joining either of the London Walking Groups.
Do not forget there are two groups – so keep your eye on both. The group is full but if you wish to go on the waiting list
please let us know.
This new group started in December 2005 and so far has had four meetings. At present we have six members of which three were newcomers to the hobby. We meet on the third Tuesday afternoon of each month and we would welcome new members. Initial advice in the form of instructional leaflets is given to novices and thereafter in general discussion. The use of a computer is not necessary as we vary between us in keeping our records manually or electronically.
Both groups have continued to meet twice a month and we have discussed a wide range of topics. The current unemployment situation and political demonstrations in France have provided much topical material for discussion as well as extending our vocabulary. We have also enjoyed hearing members’ personal experiences in France, Australia, the Gambia, Malta, Thailand, and Costa Rica as well as their accounts of visits to art exhibitions, ballets, theatres and concerts. Other members have studied articles from the magazine La vie outre-Manche and have discussed the pros and cons of mobile phones, biographies of famous characters and the top ten personalities chosen in France.
Members of the Gardening Group held a meeting at Beryl's home in February to discuss this year's programme of outings. Unfortunately the first outing in March was subsequently cancelled due to lack of support, mainly because of the exceptionally cold weather. We did, however, have a successful visit to Winkworth Arboretum on April 4th and, although due to the late spring this year the trees and shrubs are behind schedule, we all enjoyed a pleasant walk with lovely views over the Surrey Hills. We finished off the afternoon with a nice hot 'cuppa' at nearby 'Secretts'.
The group started the year with an excellent visit to the FAST museum at Farnborough and the Aldershot military Museum organised by Jo. Thirty two members and friends took part making it our biggest outing yet. Group membership has climbed to thirty five including a few from neighbouring U3As. The March meeting heard an excellent account of the racing and aviation history of Brooklands from Alfred and Doug. We have outings to Ironbridge in May and to sewage works, a pumping station and a recycling works more locally in the next few months – see the programme which is available at the Monthly Meeting or from Ian. Our meetings in the autumn will cover traditional wood working techniques, early broadcasting technology, overhauling a steam locomotive, Zeppelins and electricity generation. We also intend to have another heritage walk and lunch in the run up to Christmas.
John took the honours in our Fantasy Share Portfolio competition with a rise of 49% over the year. What a shame we didn't take his tips more seriously, such is the benefit of hindsight. Most of the Club's eleven shares continue to perform well, as is expected with the Footsie hovering around the 6000 mark. After much discussion and heart searching over the past few months we finally bit the bullet and took some profits and, needless to say, were thankful for the takeover interest in ITV. However to stop us becoming too complacent we have just bought into one of those "exciting" biotechnology companies, so life should be interesting in the coming months.
We meet in a member's house in the afternoon of the first Thursday of each month in order to talk about, and then read through, a published play. Because of limited time, we usually read one-act plays or a play written for radio. None of us are expert "actors" and the more mistakes we make the more the enjoyment! We have a few spare places so why not give us a try? Gentlemen particularly welcome!
After 20 weeks of sheer bliss the Renaissance Art lectures by Leslie B.A. (Cambs) finally drew to a close in March and 50 U3A
members from Fetcham, Bookham and Leatherhead are now wondering what they are going to do on a Wednesday afternoon. Week in
week out we all sat enthralled as Leslie extolled the works of Giotto, Lorenzetti, Donatello, Masaccio, Van Eyck, Duccio,
Massina, Francesca, Raphael, Botticelli and Mantegna, to mention just a few.
We were reprimanded nearly every week for not asking enough questions but Leslie’s description of the paintings, sculptures,
mosaics, tapestries, carvings, inlay marquetry etc. was so complete that even when we thought of a question, he usually
pre-empted it with the answer.
The most phenomenal thing about these lectures was that for 20 weeks Leslie never used any notes and when we did manage to get
a question in, however remote, he always had the answer at his fingertips.
The series of lectures has been a labour of love for Leslie and after the last lecture we were pleased to present him with some
vouchers for his efforts and hard work and a card signed by everyone who had attended. Leslie thanked everyone for the gift.
Flowers and gift tokens were also presented to main helpers in the kitchen and those who prepared the halls every week and
generally organised each lecture and handouts for every meeting.
We must also thank Roy Pitcher who, as our projectionist for the whole period, was responsible for fine focussing each and
every slide, which must have numbered well over 500 in total.
The enthusiasm these lectures created has prompted a U3A trip to Florence in the autumn organised by Jenny and Sheila
(anyone interested please contact Jenny) and a Study Day on September 9th 2006 on Leslie’s particular loves, Pompeii and
Herculaneum at the Yehudi Menuhin Hall (forms available).
Although this group is technically a Bookham U3A group we now have five members from Fetcham, including the current leader.
Our two most recent members are from Fetcham U3A and include one who grew up in Argentina, so we often turn to him for advice,
and to compare vocabulary and accents. A very useful addition! Both our new members have brought a new breath of life to the
group which has been meeting for more than ten years. One couple has a daughter married to a Spaniard, one has lived in Spain,
several regularly go to Spain on holiday or courses, and two of us have nearly had Spanish in-laws!
We use as a basis Sueños 2, which combines language study with cultural background to Hispanic countries. Most of us have some
way to go before we are really fluent, but we get through! We shall shortly be trying out our linguistic skills in a Spanish
restaurant.
Except when bank holidays intervene, one of the clubs (known as "the Lunch Bunch") meets on the first Sunday in the month and the other club meets on the third Sunday. We seldom travel more than five or six miles, where we gather at a carefully-selected pub or restaurant in order to enjoy good food in congenial company - with the preparation and clearing away done by others! The cost for two courses is usually between £12 and £14, including service, with drinks extra if you wish. Please contact either of the leaders for more information or to enquire about vacancies.
Our recent walks have taken us over Holmwood Common, round the Mole Gap and through fields and lanes from Brockham. We walk on
the 4th Thursday morning each month and always end up at a local hostelry for those who wish.
Future walks planned are:
May 25th 4 miles - Norbury Park. Meet at 10am at the far end of Bocketts Farm car park. Mostly quite good underfoot with a few
gentle inclines.
Refreshments afterwards in the Bocketts Farm tea room, if required.
June 22nd 4 miles - South of Milton Heath. Meet at 10am at Milton Heath car park. Just out of Dorking, on A25 towards Guildford,
follow sign to ‘Bury Hill Fisheries’ on the left. Ignore park immediately on the right and go to 2nd park 100 yards on the left.
One short, quite steep hill at the start of the walk, otherwise quite easy, with 2 stiles.
Refreshments afterwards at the Wotton Hatch, if required.
July 27th 3.5 miles - Polesden Lacey. Meet at 10am at the far end of the main car park at Polesden Lacey. NB – National Trust
cards may be needed. An undulating walk, with one fairly steep incline.
This walk to be followed by a picnic in the grounds, weather permitting.
Additional details of all the above are available at monthly meetings, on the U3A website or from Jo & Ernie.
Please note that walkers take part entirely at their own risk.
We started the year with a post Christmas meal at La Meridiana Restaurant in East Horsley. We enjoyed the ‘Richard and Judy Wine Club’ selection of New World wines in February and in March we had an excellent guest speaker who gave us six wines to taste. We also went to the ‘Taste Wine and Dine’ event at the Barn Hall in April, run by the St Nicholas Church Social and Events Committee, where all four Fetcham U3A Wine Appreciation Groups were represented!
The rump of the group - being those members not engaged in round the world cruises - decided on a trip to the true centre of the
wine making business. Most flew to Mérignac and took a shuttle to St Jean, the train station for Bordeaux. The comfortable hotel
was situated nearby, with a view of the Gironde across two sets of dual carriageway.
Bordeaux is served by a superb tram system, which took us to the town centre in under 10 minutes. At its terminus, Quinconces,
was the Maison de Vin where we booked a trip round the town on the Belle Epoque, a nineteen twenties Renault boneshaker, which
effectively prevented post -lunch dozing. A trip to Entre-Deux-Mers was booked for the following day.
After an early lunch the next day we boarded a coach with a bilingual guide and headed off on a long trip around the eastern
borders of Bordeaux, stopping on the way for a couple of dégustations and purchases. The trip was rather too long with
information over-load, but we acquired a new appreciation of the wines of that often neglected region.
On our final full day we took a local bus to Blaye, passing through the vineyards of Bourg and Blaye. There is a well preserved
Citadel by Vauban, where we had a noisy, alcoholic lunch with friends who live there, looking across the Gironde towards the
Médoc. We paid a visit to the Maison de Vin and then went to Cars, a nearby village, to watch the vendage in full swing. The
whole process is now fully mechanised with no pickers involved, just a large amount of noise and vehicular activity. After tea
and sandwiches at the pool-side with our friends, we caught the bus back to Bordeaux, where it seemed to be time to prepare for
another round of eating and drinking.
In summary, Bordeaux is an excellent place for a car free holiday. Public Transport is easy and available, as is access to caves
and vineyards. Staff at the Maison de Vin are friendly and helpful and lay on a huge amount of educational matter.
www.bordeaux-tourisme.com.

Price includes coach transport from Bookham from Lower Shott and St Nicholas Church
Outings |
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| Monday 3rd July |
Godinton House Gardens in Kent - guided tour of an
interesting 600 year old family home and collection of porcelain, pictures and furniture. Time to explore and relax in the
attractive gardens and enjoy tea and home-made cakes. Depart Lower Shott 9.25 (St Nicholas 9.30) |
£21 |
| Tuesday 1st August |
Kew Gardens Palace - timed entry to the newly renovated
country home of George III, Queen Charlotte and 15 children. Options to explore Kew Gardens by Explorer Bus, on your own, or,
if sufficient demand, with organised guide. Garden tour by request (extra cost) Depart Lower Shott 9.10 (St Nicholas 9.15) |
£21 |
| Thursday 14th September |
Kelmscott Manor and Buscot Park - talk and tour of William
Morris's summer home in Oxfordshire: After lunch (picnic or purchase) visit to 18th century Buscot Park (Nat Trust) to see the
Faringdon family's collection and grounds which include a Harold Peto designed water garden. Depart Lower Shott 8.45 (St Nicholas 8.50) |
£27 |
Theatre |
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| Wednesday 14th June |
June Puccini's LA BOHEME performed by Chisinau National Opera with the Ukrainian National Orchestra (sung in Italian and English subtitles). Choice of stalls or front dress circle seats matinee at Woking | £27.50 |
| Thursday 5th October |
Northern Ballet Theatre's new production THE THREE MUSKETEERS. Choice of stalls or dress circle seats matinee at Woking | £20 |
| Wednesday 15th November |
GUYS & DOLLS ex West End production on tour. Woking matinee | £28 |
Travel |
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| 12th - 16th July |
5 day visit to VIENNA. Arranged for us by Travel Editions |
Contact Sheila for further details or to book events. Send cheque (payable to BOOKHAM U3A) with booking form to Sheila.
The study days are held in the Menuhin Hall, Stoke d’Abernon except in July when the Banstead Community Centre will be used. Study days start at 9.30am with registration and finish at 4pm. The cost including coffee/tea and biscuits will be £9, with attendees bringing a packed lunch. Booking is necessary and forms should be available at Monthly Meetings. Jennifer is bookings secretary. Alison - Banstead, Arthur - Horley, Bryan & Ian - Fetcham, Jennifer - Kingston & Sheila - Bookham are the Study Day Committee. For latest information see also www.fetchamu3a.org.uk/studydays.htm.
Oh, we know all that; or so we thought. Nicola Smith, from Surrey County Council's Trading Standards Department proved how
woefully unsure we appeared to be of our rights at our April meeting.
The Trading Standards Act covers item description, pricing, restricted sales to under 16s and restricted sales of alcohol to
under 18s, food and agriculture, food labelling, use by dates and best before dates. Agriculture teams visit farms to check
foodstuffs, weights and measure officers check safety of goods, for example toys. Consumer credit is checked that it complies
with the law.
In 2004 the number of complaints received about house fittings and appliances, like builders and washing machines, was 35%, by
far the highest. Next came transport at 18%, covering car repairs and the like whilst 15% covered personal services, such as
clothes, mobile phones and contracts.
She spoke about doorstoppers. We sat up and took notice; we have all been at the receiving end of people knocking on our doors,
trying to pressure us into buying something we don't want. Nicola explained that there is now a Rapid Reaction Team of two
officers who are available, Monday to Friday, 9 to 5 pm. who will respond to anyone having a problem with a doorstopper and
explained that, where possible, rogue traders are caught and prosecuted.
There were wise words of advice, such as always use a door-chain, although it is recognised that some modern doors are not
suitable; always check identification; never agree to any work with a doorstep caller. Get two or three quotes, make sure you
get a fixed price quote and ensure it is a quote and not an estimate. Ask questions, get references, negotiate price stages,
check addresses and make certain there is a landline telephone number. A guarantee is only as good as the company giving it. If
they go bust, so does the guarantee. Make sure they are insurance backed. If they go out of business, you still have some
redress.
Photographs of a House of Horrors followed showed hidden pinprick cameras, in this case in a cereal packet, to catch the rogue
traders. Of 66 traders invited to the house, one third failed to turn up and 1 in 5 attempted a rip-off.
We began to realise there was a lot more to Trading Standards than we had first thought. But, Nicola hadn't finished with us
yet. Her quiz focused on things we should know about our rights. It was surprising how little we DID know when it actually came
to the answers!
The Buy with Confidence Scheme is an approved trader list, where terms and conditions are verified and names checked against
the criminal record register. It can be accessed via buywithconfidence.co.uk or by telephoning 01372 371696/666. Care and
Repair Schemes, run by local borough councils, enable the elderly or disabled to obtain free advice and assistance.
Consumer Direct is funded by the Department of Trade and Industry and can be contacted by ringing 08454 040506.
There are always dishonest traders in all parts of the area. For information on possible scams in and around Fetcham you
can obtain an e-mail alert by sending your e-mail address to david.bullen@surreycc.gov.uk. In due course all of these contact
numbers will be included on our website under the Trading Standards information.
So much information, so little time to absorb it. But she had thought of that and brought along booklets for us to take away
and read. Nicola had provided us with much upon which to reflect, for which we were most grateful.
Why isn’t there an Engineers’ Corner in Westminster Abbey? In Britain we’ve always made more fuss of a ballad than a blueprint ….
How many children dream of becoming great engineers?
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied "Then you ask him".
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE, God is watching. " Moving further along the lunch line at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
There's a wonderful family called Stein
There's Gert and there's Ep and there's Ein
Gert's poems are bunk
Ep's statues are junk
And nobody understands Ein!
(With acknowledgements to Len Street, Science and Technology Newsletter)
The next edition is due out in September 2006. Please email your copy to John or Judy by 29th August or hand to them at the August meeting.